Eyerolling so hard right now; open letter to Nick Carter; US weekly

http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2011/04/21/nick-carter-65-pound-weight-loss/

Dear Nick Carter,

Um, way to go on your majorly impressive weight loss of 65 POUNDS. You are no longer Larger Than Life in that sense of the phrase. That's some Jared of Subway stuff right there.

We give you props for overcoming your ten-year addiction to drugs and alcohol and getting clean, sober, and healthy. Your solo album, slated to debut on May 24 may be titled I'm Taking Off, featuring the single, "Just One Kiss," and we give you credit for taking it ALL off -- all 65 pounds of it healthfully, through diet and exercise. You've proved once and for all that not food, nor alcohol, nor drugs are your fire NOR your one desire. Why? Because you Want It That Way. We totally think Lady Gaga would let you achieve your not-so-secret goal of kissing her. Looking good, Carter! We look forward to your seeing your new svelte bod on tour with NKOTBSB.

Toodles,

Us

Are these people fucking serious? every picture you see on the cruise he had alcohol in his hand.

I'd like to hope he's okay now, but only he himself knows the answer to that one.

He does looks better now than he ever has.

He was a big mess after 2000.

guest1 wrote:I'd like to hope he's okay now, but only he himself knows the answer to that one.

He does looks better now than he ever has.

He was a big mess after 2000.

agreed.

jesus fucking christ on ice skates, if one more person congratulates him on his "new" body! it's been a couple of years since he's lost the weight and been sveldt. he's out of shape again and that six pack is long gone. i don't know where these people are seeing this roman god because i just see skinny and pale as hell. how the hell you gonna live in southern california and be so twilight white?!

Nick's body was pretty hot during beatstock. Wish he'd got those abs back.

I was watching the performance again, Nick looks like he put on weight again.

I'm talking about Dancing with the stars